second star to the right & straight on til morning
The simple and unpredictable things in life are what make me most happy;
forests. countryside. poetry. summertime. the ocean. hay bales. hammocks. time capsules. dreamcatchers. heavy rain. thunderstorms. exploring. fairies. old movies. snuggling. kisses. travelling. waterfights. holidays. sunkissed skin. paper aeroplanes. books. boats. campfires. adventures. mermaids. tropical places. sunshine. smiles. my trampoline. fields. long bike rides. wild flowers. bumblebees. strawberry picking. bbq's. palm trees. summer evenings. weddings. fruity perfume. my brothers. silly pictures. singing. the warmth of the sun on my back. sea shells. braids. writing. the smell before rain. tents. romance. cuddles. hot chocolate. pancakes. playing guitar. sunsets. tea. cinnamon muffins. fairylights. my treehouse. creative moods. scrapbooking. candles. magic. meaningful tight hugs. sparkly things. running away. secrets. lockets. lanterns. stardust. dreams. moonlight. camping. sunrises. driving. the beach. photography. inspiring quotes and lyrics. shooting stars. guys hoodies. ice skating. karting. hanging out with the boys. memories. bubble baths. discovering new music. laughing is my favourite thing to do in the whole world; if you can make me laugh, I will most likely want you in my life forever.

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18 October | 03:53am

wittywallflower:

lightspeedsound:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

and even if this was true like why can’t these men just jack themselves off tho

a man will never suffer anything other than bruised ego if you dont get him off. you are in no way ever ever ever required to get a man off. if you dont want to give him an orgasm he clearly does not deserve one from you.

14 October | 01:22am

englishsnow:

  Kåre Gade

23 September | 07:48pm

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

23 September | 07:45pm
22 September | 11:08am
20 September | 04:34am
15 September | 02:05pm
The less you respond to negative people the more peaceful your life will become.
Unknown (via girlmoss)
15 September | 02:05pm
thewanderling:

Our little tree house refuge in the jungle. Thank you Charlie!
Toledo District, Belize.

thewanderling:

Our little tree house refuge in the jungle. Thank you Charlie!

Toledo District, Belize.

10 September | 10:20am
You are allowed to miss him. You are allowed to miss her. You’re only human and you can’t be expected to have it together every second of every day. Like when you find a bobby pin under your bed or catch just a whisper of his scent on your favourite t-shirt, you’re allowed to shut the door and not want to move from your bed for the rest of the night. Because life is hard and things are meant to be dwelled upon, whether it’s been two days, two months or even two years. It’s all still going to hurt because it mattered to you. The same way you hear a song from your childhood and still remember all the words, you’ll always remember her sleepy, confused look in the morning or his shirts hung up for work the next day. And you don’t have to pretend to be over it just because your parents might be worried or your friends are tired of hearing about it. You are allowed to cry through it. Fight it in stages. Take in that smell one last time and then wash it away. But only let it go once you’re ready and, before you do, know that your strength is not defined by the number of days it takes to remove them from your memory. Because fixing a broken heart is not like surgery. You can’t fall asleep without feeling a thing and then wake up and have no recollection of what has happened. You’re going to feel all of it, every single day, and every one of those days is going to hard. But once the pain starts to fade away, you’ll realise that your heart is like a garden, and you must remove the dead roses at the roots so that you can begin to see something new grow again.
(via these-greatexpectations)
4 September | 02:19am

moostache-forever:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

2 September | 06:50pm

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

slowartday:

Andreas Franke, The Sinking World

THIS IS AMAZING

29 August | 02:06am
flowerbombed:

bye

flowerbombed:

bye

19 June | 03:11pm
Remember yourself as a little girl, she is counting on you to protect her.
(via middecember)
4 June | 02:53pm

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?


Dolly Alderton (via gaslightgoodbye)

This. Fuck.

(via amechercheur)

I really need to take this advice. This person fits into more than just a couple of these examples.

Wish I read this a Long long time ago

(via themountainboy)

I wish I had read this in October.

(via seethestarsablaze)

4 June | 02:53pm
 
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